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I STILL LIVE WITH MY PARENTS.
MODERN SLAVE AND PROUD.
I QUIT. (ON MONDAY.)
CAREER CHANGE IN PROGRESS.
FAILED INTERVIEW BUT GOT HIRED.
I APPLIED DRUNK.
MOTIVATION = 0
I ONLY WORK WHEN SOMEONE'S WATCHING.
BOSS'S DAUGHTER.
BOSS'S SON.
I GOT THE JOB THANKS TO MY UNCLE.
NEPOTISM HIRE AND PROUD.
ALT+TAB PROFESSIONAL.
I PRETEND TO TYPE.
PHOTOCOPIER = THERAPY
THE VIBE IS GREAT. (NO.)
LINKEDIN INFLUENCER.
I CALLED MY BOSS "DAD."
TEAM BUILDING = TORTURE
BEST REGARDS. (GO F*** YOURSELF.)
POWERPOINT WARRIOR.
PAID TO DO NOTHING.
MY JOB IS LOOKING BUSY.
MY JOB DOESN'T REALLY EXIST.
BODYGUARD BY DAY. SPY BY NIGHT.
BOREOUT CONFIRMED.