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THE BOUNCER KNOWS ME.
MY YACHT IS BEING REPAIRED.
PREGNANT BY BRAD PITT.
LOST 10 000€ AT THE CASINO LAST NIGHT.
NOT MY FAMILY.
MY FAMILY DRIVES ME CRAZY BUT I LOVE THEM.
MY DAD BEAT UP THE REFEREE.
MY MOM BEAT UP THE TEACHER.
MY DAD DID STUFF IN THAILAND APPARENTLY.
MY MOM READS MY TEXTS.
MY MOM FAILED.
MY FAMILY IS A HORROR MOVIE.
I DIDN'T CHOOSE MY FAMILY. (THEY DIDN'T EITHER.)
MY PARENTS HAVE A FAVORITE. (IT'S THE DOG.)
FAVORITE CHILD. (OF NOBODY.)
MY DAD RAN OFF WITH THE NANNY.
50% PASTIS 50% WATER.
5G CONTROLS YOUR THOUGHTS.
6 STREET FIGHTS. 6 WINS.