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MY OPINION CHANGES WITH DRINKS.
GENERAL STRIKE.
I VOTE FOR THE LEAST WORST.
I DIDN'T READ THE PROGRAM.
APOLITICAL AFTER 3 DRINKS.
I DO POLITICS AT DINNER.
I AM THE REPUBLIC.
POLITICS IS BEAUTIFUL.
MY TAXES PAY FOR THIS?
IT WAS BETTER BEFORE.
CANCELLED LAST MINUTE.
12 TEXTS FOR ONE INFO.
NO OFFENSE BUT...
ALWAYS LATE.
I BORROW. I DON'T RETURN.
90 MINUTES IN THE BATHROOM.
15 ALARMS EVERY MORNING.
BOTH ARMRESTS ARE MINE.
ON MY WAY FOR AN HOUR.
SPEAKERPHONE ON THE BUS.
NO HEADPHONES.
DOUBLE PARKED AND PROUD.
SPOILER ALERT.
CROISSANTS ARE ADDICTIVE BY DESIGN.
BROKEN CONDOM LEFTOVER.
BUBBLE WRAP IS HYPNOSIS.
BUDGET: SPENT.