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BEES ARE TINY DRONES.
FREE WIFI IS A TRAP.
ELEVATOR MUSIC IS MIND CONTROL.
MANNEQUINS ARE REAL PEOPLE.
MONDAYS WERE INVENTED AS PUNISHMENT.
RAIN IS SCHEDULED.
GPS LIES TO US.
ALGORITHMS DECIDE YOUR LIFE.
AREA 51 IS AN AIRBNB.
SEAGULLS WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT.
GOOGLE KNOWS YOU BETTER THAN YOURSELF.
WE LIVE IN A SIMULATION.
ALIENS BUILT THE PYRAMIDS.
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES.
SANTA IS REAL.
SIRI RECORDS EVERYTHING.
VAN DAMME ALWAYS SAID IT.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE IT'S SUNNY.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE IT'S RAINING.
CLOUDS ARE MAN-MADE.
WE'VE BEEN MANIPULATED FROM THE START.
THE MOON IS A LIGHT DISC.
THE GOVERNMENT READS MY TEXTS.
BURNOUT IN PROGRESS.
CAN I BORROW YOUR STAPLER?
CAN'T WAIT FOR FRIDAY.