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I VOTED. FORGOT FOR WHO.

LEFT RIGHT SAME THING.

I WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT.

I HIT A MILLION FOLLOWERS AND GOT HACKED.

12 PEOPLE SAVED FROM A FIRE. YOU'RE WELCOME.

I SLEEP IN THE FOREST, IT'S SIMPLER.

I HAVE A LOOKALIKE WHO'S A GANGSTER IN RUSSIA.

MY TEETH REPAIR THEMSELVES.

I ATE A LIVE SCORPION.

MY IQ IS 180.

MY MOM KNOWS THE PRESIDENT.

NETFLIX CALLED ABOUT MY SCRIPT.

BANNED FROM 4 CASINOS.

MY LAWYER IS ON IT.

I ALMOST BECAME A MONK.

CROCODILE TRAINER.

I SEE GHOSTS. they pay me for this.

I WAS IN A HAM COMMERCIAL.

MY DAD WON THE TOUR DE FRANCE.

I KNOW ELON MUSK.

WANTED BY INTERPOL.

MY NEIGHBOR IS A SERIAL KILLER.

I WROTE A SONG FOR RIHANNA.