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All English-language tees.
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MY DAUGHTER IS IN JAIL. -
I RAISED A MONSTER. -
MY DAD BEAT UP THE REFEREE. -
MY BROTHER IS IN A CULT. -
MY MOM THINKS SHE CAN SING. -
MY STEPFATHER IS MY EX. -
I FOUND MY DAD ON TINDER. -
MY DAD WENT TO BUY CIGARETTES. THAT WAS 15 YEARS AGO. -
GRANDPA HAS A 25 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND. -
RAISED BY TV. -
I NEVER FLUSH. -
OPEN MOUTH CHEWER. -
THE TOASTER IS CONNECTED. -
SECURITY CAMERAS FOLLOW ME SPECIFICALLY. -
PIGEONS WALK WEIRD FOR A REASON. -
DECAF ISN'T REAL. -
SNEEZING IS A SYSTEM REBOOT. -
GOLDFISH ARE UNDERCOVER AGENTS. -
THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKE. -
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE. -
I HAVE MY OWN NEWS SOURCES. THANKS. -
CORPORATE = BULLSHIT -
EXCITED TO JOIN THE TEAM. -
THAT'S NOT IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION.
