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I DIDN'T GET YOUR EMAIL.
THE BATHROOM IS MY OFFICE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE.
LATE BUT PRESENT.
BULLSHIT SPECIALIST.
TOXIC MANAGER.
EVEN EXPIRED IT'S STILL GOOD.
TARTIFLETTE EVERYDAY.
CHEESE GLUTTON.
KEBAB = GASTRONOMY
PARMESAN AND GRUYÈRE ARE THE SAME.
OVERCOOKED PASTA IS BETTER.
PASTA WITH KETCHUP.
SUZE IS UNDERRATED.
MODERATION (YES THAT'S ME.)
A MOCKTAIL IS JUST JUICE.
BEER FOR SUNDAY BREAKFAST.
LUKEWARM BEER IS ACCEPTABLE.
JACK AND COKE WITHOUT THE JACK.
COFFEE CIGARETTE AND YOU KNOW WHAT.
TOO MUCH COFFEE MAKES ME ANGRY.
HERBAL TEA BEFORE I LOSE IT.
POUR ME ANOTHER BEFORE IT STARTS AGAIN.
A DECAF AND A PUNCH PLEASE.
CERTIFIED WANKER.
CERTIFIED WANKER. (HER.)