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All English-language tees.
DRINKING WATER IS CHEATING.
IT'S HAPPY HOUR SOMEWHERE.
WATER DOESN'T COUNT.
STRONG LAGER IS A BLESSING.
I EAT GUINNESS.
PASTIS + RED BULL.
YOU KNOW DUDUL?
YOUR ASS STINKS.
YOU SMELL LIKE P****.
I DON'T LIKE YOUR FACE.
PUNISH ME MASTER.
I'M A SUBMISSIVE.
I LIKE DIRTY STUFF.
EVEN AN UGLY ONE, I'D F*** HER.
NOBODY'S MORE OF A F***BOY THAN ME.
ASS EATER.
I COULDN'T CARE LESS.
I RESPECTFULLY DON'T GIVE A F***.
F*** YOUR MOM WITH LOVE.
I HAVE GOLDEN BALLS.
MY BOOBS ARE FAMOUS.
MY DICK IS FAMOUS.
I DON'T WEAR DEODORANT.
I FARTED IN THE ELEVATOR AND LEFT.
CERTIFIED WANKER. (HER.)
CHAMPAGNE SOCIALIST.