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I LIKE DOGGY STYLE SO I DON'T SEE YOUR FACE.

I KNOW YOUR MOM VERY WELL.

I LIKE TO SMEAR NUTELLA ON MY PARTS.

I LIKE TO SMEAR PEANUT BUTTER ON MY PARTS.

I PEED IN YOUR COFFEE.

I HAVE NO LIMITS.

I WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT.

MY NAME IS ON A BLACKLIST BUT I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.

I STOPPED A HOSTAGE SITUATION WITH A MIRROR AND A HAIR CLIP.

I UNDERSTAND ANIMAL LANGUAGE.

MY IQ IS 180.

DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT.

I GOT A PRINCESS PREGNANT.

FORMER ROBBER. GONE STRAIGHT.

MY MOM KNOWS THE PRESIDENT.

USAIN BOLT ASKED ME FOR TIPS.

SURVIVED A PLANE CRASH.

MY GRANDFATHER WAS A PIRATE.

I BOUGHT 2 PIZZAS WITH BTC IN 2011.

I TURNED DOWN A NASA CONTRACT.

SHAOLIN MONK FOR A WEEK.

I'M A MILLIONAIRE.

ROCCO SIFFREDI SHOOK MY HAND.