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I'M 50% VIKING.
NETFLIX CALLED ABOUT MY SCRIPT.
BANNED FROM 4 CASINOS.
MY LAWYER IS ON IT.
I HAVE A TANNING BED AT HOME, YOU SHOULD GET ONE.
I ALMOST BECAME A MONK.
CROCODILE TRAINER.
TURNED DOWN 3 PROPOSALS.
LOST 10 000€ AT THE CASINO LAST NIGHT.
TO MAKE A CROCODILE LET GO, AIM FOR THE EYE.
FORMER SPY. RETIRED.
YOUR MOM CALLS ME "SON."
I TURNED DOWN A ROLE IN GAME OF THRONES.
I BEAT A SHARK WITH MY BARE HANDS.
YOU'VE NEVER SLEPT IN AN IGLOO?
I HAVE A LOOKALIKE WHO'S A GANGSTER IN RUSSIA.
MY SWISS BANK ACCOUNT IS FINE.
I BOUGHT A FOOTBALL CLUB.
A FAN CLUB IN MY NAME.
BANNED FROM 3 COUNTRIES.
I GOT SHOT WITH A CROSSBOW.
I KNOW HOW TO MAKE NAPALM.
I BEAT STALLONE AT ARM WRESTLING.
MY BUNKER IS READY.
CHEESE RIND IS FOOD.
CHOCOLATE IS A CONTROL DEVICE.