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STUNT DOUBLE FOR HOLLYWOOD.
CHEATED DEATH 7 TIMES.
MY STEPMOTHER IS YOUNGER THAN ME.
I MATCHED WITH MY FRIEND'S MOM.
I FOUND MY DAD ON TINDER.
MY KID BLOCKED ME ON INSTAGRAM.
MY KID IS RICHER THAN ME.
MY KID CALLED ME A BOOMER.
MY KID IS A DICTATOR.
MY DAD BEAT UP THE REFEREE.
MY MOM BEAT UP THE TEACHER.
MY DAD WENT TO THAILAND. (ALONE.)
MY MOM READS MY TEXTS.
MY DAD THINKS HE'S MY FRIEND.
MY MOM FAILED.
I DIDN'T CHOOSE MY FAMILY. (THEY DIDN'T EITHER.)
FAVORITE CHILD. (OF NOBODY.)
MY MOM MARRIED HER YOGA TEACHER.
MY PARENTS MET IN PRISON.
MY MOM ADOPTED 12 CATS.
MY DAD TALKS TO PLANTS.
MY BROTHER IS IN A CULT.
MY MOM THINKS SHE CAN SING.
MY DAD THINKS HE'S FUNNY.
CHOCOLATE IS A CONTROL DEVICE.
CHRISTMAS WITH FAMILY. (PLEASE NO.)
CHRONICALLY LATE.