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All English-language tees.
FAMILY DINNER = GROUP THERAPY
MY STEPMOTHER IS YOUNGER THAN ME.
MY STEPFATHER IS MY EX.
I MATCHED WITH MY FRIEND'S MOM.
I FOUND MY DAD ON TINDER.
GRANDMA IS ON TINDER.
GRANDPA IS A NUDIST.
GRANDMA SMOKES JOINTS.
UNCLE IS A SMUGGLER.
MY UNCLE IS BANNED FROM THE CASINO.
MY SISTER IS A LEGEND IN THE CLUBS.
FAMILY DINNER = BOXING RING
HELICOPTER MOM.
HELICOPTER DAD.
DAD IS ALWAYS WRONG.
RAISED BY TIKTOK.
ADOPTED. (I HOPE.)
RAISED BY THE INTERNET.
MY MOM IS ALWAYS RIGHT.
MY DAD THINKS HE'S MY FRIEND.
MY MOM FAILED.
MY PARENTS HAVE A FAVORITE. (IT'S THE DOG.)
UNCLE IS A PREPPER.
MY MOM THINKS SHE CAN SING.
CHRONICALLY LATE.
CIVIC DUTY IS OPTIONAL.
CLEAN UNDERWEAR. (HOPEFULLY.)