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WET FART IN PUBLIC.
SILENT FART EXPERT.
I PEED IN THE POOL.
I FART LOUDER THAN I TALK.
GROSS AND PROUD.
LOVE FOREVER. (OR NOT.)
EXPIRED LOVE.
HARDENED BACHELOR.
MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS RIGHT. (THAT'S A LIE.)
MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS WRONG.
MY WIFE IS ALWAYS RIGHT.
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. (FOR MY DOG.)
EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE.
FRAGILE HEART. FIRM HANDSHAKE.
WEDDING CANCELLED. (FINALLY.)
TOGETHER FOR 10 YEARS. THAT'S LONG!
ATTRACTED TO RED FLAGS.
MY TYPE IS UNAVAILABLE PEOPLE.
MY TYPE IS PROBLEMS.
I SWIPED LEFT BY MISTAKE.
MY SOULMATE IS PROBABLY LOST.
I LOVE YOU. (BUT I JUST WANT TO BE ANNOYING.)
I LOVE YOU. (BUT NOT RIGHT NOW.)
LOVE STORY WITH THE UBER EATS DRIVER.
CONVERSATION CUTTER.
CORPORATE = BULLSHIT
COUSCOUS WITH PORK.