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GRANDMA DRIVES LIKE A MANIAC.
DADDY'S GIRL AND PROUD.
MAMA'S BOY AND PROUD.
MY MOM STILL DOES MY LAUNDRY.
I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS. (I'M 35.)
MY KID CALLED ME A BOOMER.
MY KID IS A DICTATOR.
MY MOM BEAT UP THE TEACHER.
MY DAD WENT TO THAILAND. (ALONE.)
MY MOM READS MY TEXTS.
MY DAD THINKS HE'S MY FRIEND.
MY MOM FAILED.
I DIDN'T CHOOSE MY FAMILY. (THEY DIDN'T EITHER.)
FAVORITE CHILD. (OF NOBODY.)
MY DAD RAN OFF WITH THE NANNY.
MY MOM MARRIED HER YOGA TEACHER.
MY PARENTS MET IN PRISON.
MY MOM ADOPTED 12 CATS.
MY DAD TALKS TO PLANTS.
MY DAD THINKS HE'S FUNNY.
FAMILY DINNER = GROUP THERAPY
MY STEPMOTHER IS YOUNGER THAN ME.
A MOCKTAIL IS JUST JUICE.
ABSTENTIONIST AND PROUD.