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SEAGULLS WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT.
GOOGLE KNOWS YOU BETTER THAN YOURSELF.
CHOCOLATE IS A CONTROL DEVICE.
GOLDFISH ARE UNDERCOVER AGENTS.
WE LIVE IN A SIMULATION.
ALIENS BUILT THE PYRAMIDS.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE IT'S SUNNY.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE IT'S RAINING.
REPTILIANS RUN THE WORLD.
THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKE.
BIRDS AREN'T REAL.
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
I HAVE MY OWN NEWS SOURCES. THANKS.
5G CONTROLS YOUR THOUGHTS.
THE EARTH IS FLAT.
THE OFFICE COFFEE MACHINE IS BUGGED.
WE BREATHE WHAT THEY WANT.
THE LOTTERY IS RIGGED.
TIME IS SPEEDING UP ON PURPOSE.
THE FREQUENCIES TALK TO ME.
MY CAT WORKS FOR THE CIA.
THE EARTH IS HOLLOW.
BEES ARE TINY DRONES.
DÉJÀ VU IS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX.
DEPENDS ON THE LIGHTING.
DID YOU EAT? — MY MOM, 24/7.