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All English-language tees.
FREE WIFI IS A TRAP.
ELEVATOR MUSIC IS MIND CONTROL.
MANNEQUINS ARE REAL PEOPLE.
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES.
SANTA IS REAL.
SIRI RECORDS EVERYTHING.
VAN DAMME ALWAYS SAID IT.
CLOUDS ARE MAN-MADE.
WE'VE BEEN MANIPULATED FROM THE START.
THE MOON IS A LIGHT DISC.
THE GOVERNMENT READS MY TEXTS.
I KNEW IT BEFORE EVERYONE.
GREEN TEA MATCHA LATTE WHATEVER.
SUZE IS UNDERRATED.
BEAUJOLAIS AND PROUD OF IT.
IRISH COFFEE IS BREAKFAST.
GIVE ME A PLASTIC CUP.
I DRINK TO HEAL.
WARM BEER IS DRINKABLE.
THREE SUGARS IN MY COFFEE.
50% PASTIS 50% WATER.
MILK IN THE COKE.
SHANDY AND PROUD.
HERBAL TEA BEFORE I LOSE IT.
DID YOU EAT? — MY MOM, 24/7.
DID YOU GAIN WEIGHT?
DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT.