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All English-language tees.
POUR ME ANOTHER BEFORE IT STARTS AGAIN.
A DECAF AND A PUNCH PLEASE.
DRINKING WATER IS CHEATING.
IT'S HAPPY HOUR SOMEWHERE.
WATER DOESN'T COUNT.
STRONG LAGER IS A BLESSING.
I EAT GUINNESS.
PASTIS + RED BULL.
TEA BAGS ARE REAL TEA.
DRUNK FOR 2 DAYS.
THE LAST DRINK IS ALWAYS A MISTAKE.
MODERATION (YES THAT'S ME.)
A MOCKTAIL IS JUST JUICE.
BEER FOR SUNDAY BREAKFAST.
TOO MUCH COFFEE MAKES ME ANGRY.
COKE + RED WINE.
SALAD IS SHIT.
SALAD LOVER.
I EAT ALL THE TIME.
MELTED CHEESE ON EVERYTHING.
BIG MAC IN 3 BITES.
GUACAMOLE AND WASABI SAME THING.
PINEAPPLE PIZZA.
ONIONS = LOVE
DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT.
DISCOUNT ROMANCE.
DISINHERITED.