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MY KID IS RICHER THAN ME.
MY KID SOLD MY STUFF ONLINE.
MY DAD MAKES TIKTOKS.
MY DAD WENT TO BUY CIGARETTES. THAT WAS 15 YEARS AGO.
MY PARENTS ARE SWINGERS.
GRANDPA HAS A 25 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND.
GRANDMA IS ON TINDER.
GRANDPA IS A NUDIST.
GRANDMA SMOKES JOINTS.
UNCLE IS A SMUGGLER.
MY UNCLE IS BANNED FROM THE CASINO.
MY SISTER IS A LEGEND IN THE CLUBS.
FAMILY DINNER = BOXING RING
HELICOPTER MOM.
HELICOPTER DAD.
DAD IS ALWAYS WRONG.
RAISED BY TIKTOK.
ADOPTED. (I HOPE.)
RAISED BY THE INTERNET.
RAISED BY TV.
ABSTENTIONIST AND PROUD.
ACTIVIST WHEN I'M WASTED.
ADDICTED TO MY EX.